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| DEAR wife, last midnight, whilst I read |
| The tomes you so despise, |
| A spectre rose beside the bed, |
| And spake in this true wise: |
| From Canaans beatific coast |
| I ve come to visit thee, |
| For I am Frognall Dibdins ghost, |
| Says Dibdins ghost to me. |
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| I bade him welcome, and we twain |
| Discussed with buoyant hearts |
| The various things that appertain |
| To bibliomaniac arts. |
| Since you are fresh from tother side, |
| Pray tell me of that host |
| That treasured books before they died, |
| Says I to Dibdins ghost. |
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| They ve entered into perfect rest; |
| For in the life they ve won |
| There are no auctions to molest, |
| No creditors to dun. |
| Their heavenly rapture has no bounds |
| Beside that jasper sea; |
| It is a joy unknown to Lowndes, |
| Says Dibdins ghost to me. |
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| Much I rejoiced to hear him speak |
| Of biblio-bliss above, |
| For I am one of those who seek |
| What bibliomaniacs love. |
| But tell me, for I long to hear |
| What doth concern me most, |
| Are wives admitted to that sphere? |
| Says I to Dibdins ghost. |
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| The women folk are few up there; |
| For t were not fair, you know, |
| That they our heavenly joy should share |
| Who vex us here below. |
| The few are those who have been kind |
| To husbands such as we; |
| They knew our fads, and did nt mind, |
| Says Dibdins ghost to me. |
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| But what of those who scold at us |
| When we would read in bed? |
| Or, wanting victuals, make a fuss |
| If we buy books instead? |
| And what of those who ve dusted not |
| Our motley pride and boast, |
| Shall they profane that sacred spot? |
| Says I to Dibdins ghost. |
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| Oh, no! they tread that other path, |
| Which leads where torments roll, |
| And worms, yes, bookworms, vent their wrath |
| Upon the guilty soul. |
| Untouched of bibliomaniac grace, |
| That saveth such as we, |
| They wallow in that dreadful place, |
| Says Dibdins ghost to me. |
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| To my dear wife will I recite |
| What things I ve heard you say; |
| She ll let me read the books by night |
| She s let me buy by day. |
| For we together by and by |
| Would join that heavenly host; |
| She s earned a rest as well as I, |
| Says I to Dibdins ghost. |
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