ďButch-Wax BabyĒ

 

Iím her little Butch-wax Baby

Iím her little Butch-wax Boy

Who would think my flat-top haircut

Could bring my girl so much joy

 

Iíve got my comb in the back of my jeans

Though with this hair I never go wrong

A good dose of Dr. Zís Butch-Wax

Keeps my head all stiff and strong

My little steadyís never seen anything like it

How I can keep it up all day long

 

Iím her little Butch-wax Baby

Iím her little Butch-wax Boy

My sweet, sweet Suzy plays with my hair

Just like itís a brand new toy

 

She strokes it and she strokes it

But my Ďdo just wonít go down

Even in Chevy with her top

Off, riding all over the town

Sometimes my locks do go limp

But they pop up to erase her frown

 

Iím her little Butch-wax Baby

Iím her little Butch-wax Boy

She says the way it stays up

Is just like a steady buoy

 

But then, last night, I saw her

Dancing with some long-haired freak

She was caressing his floppy curls

She had her hands all over that geek

Oh my hair just lost its gumption

Yeah I lost my little peak

 

I was her Butch-wax Baby

I was her Butch-wax Boy

Oh but now sheís running around town

With that old mop-top Roy

 

 

Written by Lard Bucket Lunch