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WHAT dire Offence from am'rous Causes springs,

What mighty Contests rise from trivial Things,

I sing -- This Verse to _C---_, Muse! is due;

This, ev'n _Belinda_ may vouchfafe to view:

Slight is the Subject, but not so the Praise,

If She inspire, and He approve my Lays.

  Say what strange Motive, Goddess! cou'd compel

A well-bred _Lord_ t'assault a gentle _Belle?_

Oh say what stranger Cause, yet unexplor'd,

Cou'd make a gentle _Belle_ reject a _Lord_?		1.10

And dwells such Rage in softest Bosoms then?

And lodge such daring Souls in Little Men?



  _Sol_ thro' white Curtains shot a tim'rous Ray,

And op'd those Eyes that must eclipse the Day;

Now Lapdogs give themselves the rowzing Shake,

And sleepless Lovers, just at Twelve, awake:

Thrice rung the Bell, the Slipper knock'd the Ground,

And the press'd Watch return'd a silver Sound.

_Belinda_ still her downy Pillow prest, 

Her Guardian _Sylph_ prolong'd the balmy Rest.		1.20 

'Twas he had summon'd to her silent Bed

The Morning-Dream that hover'd o'er her Head.

A Youth more glitt'ring than a _Birth-night Beau_,

(That ev'n in Slumber caus'd her Cheek to glow)



Seem'd to her Ear his winning Lips to lay,

And thus in Whispers said, or seem'd to say.



  Fairest of Mortals, thou distinguish'd Care

Of thousand bright Inhabitants of Air!

If e'er one Vision touch'd thy infant Thought,

Of all the Nurse and all the Priest have taught,	1.30

Of airy Elves by Moonlight Shadows seen,

The silver Token, and the circled Green,

Or Virgins visited by Angel-Pow'rs,

With Golden Crowns and Wreaths of heav'nly Flowers,

Hear and believe! thy own Importance know,

Nor bound thy narrow Views to Things below.

Some secret Truths from Learned Pride conceal'd,

To Maids alone and Children are reveal'd:

What tho' no Credit doubting Wits may give?

The Fair and Innocent shall still believe.		1.40

Know then, unnumbered Spirits round thee fly,

The light _Militia_ of the lower Sky;



These, tho' unseen, are ever on the Wing,

Hang o'er the _Box_, and hover round the _Ring_.

Think what an Equipage thou hast in Air,

And view with scorn _Two Pages_ and a _Chair_.

As now your own, our Beings were of old,

And once inclos'd in Woman's beauteous Mold;

Thence, by a soft Transition, we repair

From earthly Vehicles to these of Air.			1.50

Think not, when Woman's transient Breath is fled,

That all her Vanities at once are dead:

Succeeding Vanities she still regards,

And tho' she plays no more, o'erlooks the Cards.

Her Joy in gilded Chariots, when alive,

And Love of _Ombre_, after Death survive.

For when the Fair in all their Pride expire,

To their first Elements the Souls retire:

The Sprights of fiery Termagants in Flame

Mount up, and take a _Salamander_'s Name.		1.60

Soft yielding Minds to Water glide away,

And sip with _Nymphs_, their Elemental Tea.



The graver Prude sinks downward to a _Gnome_,

In search of Mischief still on Earth to roam.

The light Coquettes in _Sylphs_ aloft repair,

And sport and flutter in the Fields of Air.



  Know farther yet; Whoever fair and chaste

Rejects Mankind, is by some _Sylph_ embrac'd:

For Spirits, freed from mortal Laws, with ease

Assume what Sexes and what Shapes they please.		1.70

What guards the Purity of melting Maids,

In Courtly Balls, and Midnight Masquerades,

Safe from the treach'rous Friend, and daring Spark,

The Glance by Day, the Whisper in the Dark;

When kind Occasion prompts their warm Desires,

When Musick softens, and when Dancing fires?

'Tis but their _Sylph_, the wise Celestials know,

Tho' _Honour_ is the Word with Men below.



  Some Nymphs there are, too conscious of their Face,

For Life predestin'd to the _Gnomes_' Embrace.		1.80



These swell their Prospects and exalt their Pride,

When Offers are disdain'd, and Love deny'd.

Then gay Ideas crowd the vacant Brain;

While Peers and Dukes, and all their sweeping Train,

And Garters, Stars, and Coronets appear,

And in soft Sounds, _Your Grace_ salutes their Ear.

'Tis these that early taint the Female Soul,

Instruct the Eyes of young _Coquettes_ to roll,

Teach Infants Cheeks a bidden Blush to know,

And little Hearts to flutter at a _Beau_.		1.90



  Oft when the World imagine Women stray,

The _Sylphs_ thro' mystick Mazes guide thier Way,

Thro' all the giddy Circle they pursue,

And old Impertinence expel by new.

What tender Maid but must a Victim fall

To one Man's Treat, but for another's Ball?

When _Florio_ speaks, what Virgin could withstand,

If gentle _Damon_ did not squeeze her Hand?



With varying Vanities, from ev'ry Part,

They shift the moving Toyshop of their Heart;		1.100

Where Wigs with Wigs, with Sword-knots Sword-knots strive,

Beaus banish Beaus, and Coaches Coaches drive.

This erring Mortals Levity may call,

Oh blind to Truth! the _Sylphs_ contrive it all.



  Of these am I, who thy Protection claim,

A watchful Sprite, and _Ariel_ is my Name.

Late, as I rang'd the Crystal Wilds of Air,

In the clear Mirror of thy ruling _Star_

I saw, alas! some dread Event impend,

E're to the Main this Morning Sun descend.		1.110

But Heav'n reveals not what, or how, or where:

Warn'd by thy _Sylph_, oh Pious Maid beware!

This to disclose is all thy Guardian can.

Beware of all, but most beware of Man!



  He said; when _Shock_, who thought she slept too long,

Leapt up, and wak'd his Mistress with his Tongue.



'Twas then _Belinda_! if Report say true,

Thy Eyes first open'd on a _Billet-doux_;

_Wounds, Charms_, and _Ardors_, were no sooner read,

But all the Vision vanish'd from thy Head.		1.120



  And now, unveil'd, the _Toilet_ stands display'd,

Each Silver Vase in mystic Order laid.

First, rob'd in White, the Nymph intent adores

With Head uncover'd, the _cosmetic_ Pow'rs.

A heav'nly Image in the Glass appears,

To that she bends, to that her Eyes she rears;

Th' inferior Priestess, at her Altar's side,

Trembling, begins the sacred Rites of Pride.

Unnumber'd Treasures ope at once, and here

The various Off'rings of the World appear;		1.130

From each she nicely culls with curious Toil,

And decks the Goddess with the glitt'ring Spoil.

This Casket _India_'s glowing Gems unlocks,

And all _Arabia_ breathes from yonder Box.



The Tortoise here and Elephant unite,

Transform'd to _Combs_, the speckled and the white.

Here Files of Pins extend their shining Rows,

Puffs, Powders, Patches, Bibles, Billet-doux.

Now awful Beauty puts on all its Arms;

The Fair each moment rises in her Charms,		1.140

Repairs her Smiles, awakens ev'ry Grace,

And calls forth all the Wonders of her Face;

Sees by Degrees a purer Blush arise,

And keener Lightnings quicken in her Eyes.

The busy _Sylphs_ surround their darling Care;

These set the Head, and those divide the Hair,

Some fold the Sleeve, while others plait the Gown;

And _Betty_'s prais'd for Labours not her own.

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