Selected Poems by John Crowe Ransom


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header Grandgousier Captain Carpenter Prometheus in Straits Ada Ruel Janet Waking
Grandgousier Dry bones, Dry brains, And priest to pray- Belly that groans Of its long thirst-pains, It is all that remains Of the Grandgousier. You fitted his muzzle, Bishop Bamboozle; Bishop Bamboozle, You voided his guzzle. You shall have crowns And angel's gowns. Your delicate snout Had nigh snuffed out When the member observed 'em: Bitters and stout, And cider at spout, And the wenches that served 'em Each spidery chink Was a freshet of drinkables, Clink-clink-clink Was a sound of unthinkables, Your clerical ear Crack-cracked to hear. Get water, and ice it, And give him, you say? Lemon, and slice it, Sugar, and spice it, For Grandgousier? Weary is weary, Doctor O'Dreary, Says Grandgousier; But it's O to be beery, Mirth-mad-merry, And rolling away! Will you give him to guzzle, Bishop Bamboozle, A sponge from a jar Of the rank vinegar? For to sip where he lies, Till he ups and dies-- And this is his day-- Till the pink puffed eyes See the old paradise Of the Grandgousier. from The Fugitive, Volume II, Number 5. February-March, 1923. Captain Carpenter Captain Carpenter rose up in his prime Put on his pistols and went riding out But had got well-nigh nowhere at that time Till he fell in with ladies in a rout. It was a pretty lady and all her train That played with him so sweetly but before An hour she'd taken a sword with all her main And twined him of his nose forevermore. Captain Carpenter mounted another day And straightway rode into a surly rogue That looked unchristian but be that as may The captain did not wait upon prologue. But drew upon him out of his great heart The other swung against him with a club And cracked his two legs at the shinny part And let him roll and stick like any tub. Captain Carpenter rode many a time From male and female took he sundry harms And met the wife of Satan crying "I'm The she-wolf bids you shall bear no more arms." Their strokes and counters whistled in the wind I would he had delivered half his blows But where she should have made off like a hind The bitch bit off his arms at the elbows. Captain Carpenter parted with his ears To a surly rogue that used him in this wise 0 Jesus ere his threescore and ten years Another had pinched out his sweet blue eyes. Captain Carpenter got up on his roan And sallied from the gate for hells despite I heard him asking in the grimmest tone If any enemies yet there were to fight? "Is there an adversary drunk with fame Who will risk to be wounded by my tongue Or burnt in two beneath my red heart's flame These are the perils he is cast among. "But if he can he has a pretty choice From an anatomy with little to lose Whether he cut my tongue and take my voice Or whether it be my round red heart he choose." It was the neatest knave that ever was seen Stepping in perfume from his lady's bower Who on this word put in his merry mien And fell on Captain Carpenter like a tower. I would not knock old fellows in the dust But there lay Captain Carpenter on his back His weapons were the stout heart in his bust And a blade shook between rotten teeth alack. The rogue in scarlet and grey soon knew his mind He wished to get his trophy and depart With gentle apology and touch refined He pierced him and produced the captain's heart. God's mercy rest on Captain Carpenter now I thought him sirs an honest gentleman Citizen husband soldier and scholar enow Let jangling kites eat of him if they can. But God's deep curses follow after those That shore him of his goodly nose and ears His legs and strong arms at the two elbows And eyes that had not watered seventy years. The curse of hell upon the sleek upstart That got the captain finally on his back And took the red red vitals of his heart And made the kites to whet their beaks clack clack. from The Fugitive, Volume III, Number 1. February 1924. Prometheus in Straits Garrulous gentlemen on a verandah, Bibbers or non-bibbers of illicit potations, Rehearsing the acta and the agenda Of Republican or Democratic administrations, I am not committed to taking memoranda Culled from the lacunae of your cerebrations. And now approaches the radiant band, all spinster, White spirits weaving a delirious rhythm of chatter Of picture galleries and of Westminster-- But my sad, alas, insensitivity is too utter, I attend you as some tired jungle monster: The parrots' bonnets are annulled by the tedium of their chatter. To the library then to view the masterpieces? Not now, though I risk the damage of your inference, For before their alterations respect ceases: Their glowing centers you have laid over with absurd circumference, Indeed you have undone them with exegesis, And provoke me to a gesture not of deference. Though I be Prometheus my wits wandered To bring my pious offices unto this people. Where all must be the teachers nullity is engendered, My doctrine perishes crying for an ear that is simple, The prophet is solicited before he has well thundered And escapes with credit if he do not turn disciple. My function concerns itself however with this planet, My act is simple as an incident of vegetation, I will go then to a streamside abounding with granite Or gaunt place with no history nor human condition, And having unbuttoned myself erect an altar on it And comfort my knees with red bruises of prostration. from The Fugitive Volume III. Number 1. February 1924. Ada Ruel The Queens of Hell had lissome necks to crane At the tall girl approaching with long tread And, when she had caught up even with them, nodded: "If the young miss with gold hair might not disdain, We would esteem her company over the plain, To profit us all where the dogs will be out barking; And we'll walk by the windows where the young men are working And tomorrow we will all come home again." But the Queen of Heaven who had advanced and stood In the likeness, I hear, of a fine motherly woman Made a wry face, despite it was so common To be worsted by the shrewd ladies of hell, And crisped her sweet tongue: "This never will come to good:-- Just an old woman, my pet, that wishes you well." from The Fugitive. Volume III. Number 2. April 1924. Janet Waking Beautifully Janet slept Till it was deeply morning. She woke them And thought about her dainty-feathered hen, To see how it had kept. One kiss she gave her mother, Only a small one gave she to her daddy Who would have kissed each curl of his shining baby; No kiss at all for her brother. "Old Chucky, old Chucky!" she cried, Running on little pink feet upon the grass To Chucky's house, and listening. But alas, Her Chucky had died. It was a transmogrifying bee Came droning down on Chucky's bald old head And sat and put the poison. It scarcely bled, But how exceedingly And purply did the knot Swell with the venom and communicate Its rigor. Now the poor comb stood up straight. But Chucky did not. So there was Janet Kneeling on the wet grass, crying her brown hen (Translated far beyond the prayers of men) To rise and walk upon it. And weeping fast as she had breath Janet implored us, "Wake her from her sleep!" And would not be instructed in how deep Was the forgetful kingdom of Death. from The Fugitive Volume IV, Number 3. September 1925.
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